Effective Date: October 27, 2024

1. Agreement to Terms

By accessing and using Splurge Arcana, you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and provisions of this agreement. In addition, when using this websites particular services, you shall be subject to any posted guidelines or rules applicable to such services.

If you do not agree to abide by these terms, please close this tab and return to the chaotic void of the regular internet.

2. Entertainment Purposes Only (The Disclaimer)

READ THIS CAREFULLY: Splurge Arcana is a novelty website.

• Not Financial Advice: We are not certified financial planners, accountants, or economists. Our "Price Alchemist" tool uses numerology, not market analysis.
• Not Spiritual Advice: While we use the aesthetics of tarot and divination, our results are generated by random number generators (algorithms), not spirits.
• No Liability: We are not responsible if you buy something because the "Mystic Coin" said YES, nor are we responsible if you miss out on a deal because the "Impulse Specter" said NO. You are the master of your own wallet.

3. Intellectual Property Rights

The "Splurge Arcana" name, the specific design of the "Grimoire" sidebar, the custom tarot interpretations, and the "Impulse Specter" algorithm are the intellectual property of the site owners.

You may use our site for your personal, non-commercial use. You may not scrape, copy, or reproduce our mystical content for your own commercial gain without permission.

4. User Conduct

By using this site, you agree not to:

• Attempt to hack, disrupt, or burden our servers (even though they are static, please be nice).
• Use our tools to make life-altering decisions (please, do not bet your house based on a browser-based coin flip).
• Claim that Splurge Arcana is a certified psychic service.

5. Modifications to the Service

We reserve the right to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, the website (or any part thereof) with or without notice. We shall not be liable to you or to any third party for any modification, suspension, or discontinuance of the service.

(In plain English: The spirits are fickle. The site might change.)

6. Governing Law

Any disputes arising out of or related to these Terms of Service and/or any use by you of the Site shall be governed by the laws of the Internet (and where applicable, the physical jurisdiction of the developers), without regard to the conflicts of laws provisions therein.